you know what else makes me giggle like a little school girl? 

lets list them, shall we?

  1. dubois (for those of you who aren’t from central PA, its pronounced “do boys”)
  2. pocahontas (it has the word poke in it!)
  3. mangini ( you know, the former new york jets and current cleveland browns head coach…i love a good “man genie!”)
  4. vagina (the mythical beast that lures a man in and eats him alive!)
  5. cock block
  6. tempurpedic
  7. midget sex
  8. sacagawea (cuz it is a “sack of gawea”)

enough childishness from me for the night, but i was bored. you see, it has been snowing and sleeting and freezing raining (or is that frozen raining) here all day! its not like i had anything else better to do, but when you’re trapped inside all day you start to want to do other things!

i wanted to buy a couple of those big plastic totes to use as a dresser for my bedroom because at this time i had piles of sexy clothes all over the place…it looks like an orgy or hurricane had just taken place (never been through either, but im assuming that they would leave piles of clothes in their wake!)

yoda sounds a little too much like kermit the frog in “the empire strikes back.”

i watched my ravens go on to beat the titans today in a nail bitter! i shit three bricks watching that game!

ok, enough for now…im bored…

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